“Ocean’s 8” is a Fun, But Overly Safe Heist Film

“Ocean’s 8” was written and directed by Gary Ross and stars Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, Anne Hathaway, Rihanna and Mindy Kaling. The film is a spin-off of the “Ocean’s” trilogy in the 2000s starring George Clooney, and is about Danny Ocean’s sister, Debbie, and her plan to steal a $150 million diamond necklace using her … More “Ocean’s 8” is a Fun, But Overly Safe Heist Film

“Fifty Shades Freed” is 50,000 Shades of Absolute Garbage

WARNING: NSFW, I can’t hold back all profanity through my rage “Fifty Shades Freed” is directed by James Foley and stars Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan, and Eric Johnson. This film is the third and final installment in this absolutely terrible “Fifty Shades” trilogy based on the “Twilight” fan-fiction novels by E.L. James, and it is … More “Fifty Shades Freed” is 50,000 Shades of Absolute Garbage

“Murder on the Orient Express” is a Well-Performed Dud

“Murder on the Orient Express” is directed by Kenneth Branagh and stars Branagh, as well as Josh Gad, Daisy Ridley, Johnny Depp, Willem Dafoe, and Penélope Cruz. The film is based on the novel by Agatha Christie, as well as the 1974 film of the same name and is about a train ride that turns … More “Murder on the Orient Express” is a Well-Performed Dud

“Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” is a Stunning Mix of Comedy and Heartbreak

“Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” or, as I will be calling it for the rest of the review to avoid the overly long name, “Three Billboards” is written and directed by Martin McDonagh and stars Frances McDormand, Sam Rockwell, Woody Harrelson, Caleb Landry Jones, and Lucas Hedges, and is about a mother that puts up, … More “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” is a Stunning Mix of Comedy and Heartbreak